- the only thing harder than adding a bed skirt to a king size bed all alone after the bed is assembled and made, is remembering to shut the lid to the washer.

- tomorrow i am going to have my legs zapped with a laser. i think it will be akin to having both legs tattooed in their entirety! maybe if there is wireless, ill do live web cam. 10am EST. be ready to see the pain.

- one of the hall closets was wrangled into shape this evening. it wasn't too bad to start. it's the other that needs it the most but i'm afraid to open the door.

- i'm learning to talk to myself.

- why am i so completely incapable of making food for just myself. i can hardly do it for my children but when i'm alone....forget about it! tonight? ensalada.

- when eating salad, it is imperative that you get the exact correct proportion of each ingredient on every single fork-full for optimum pleasure!

- speaking of pleasure....time for a shower. thank god for hand held showers!