we are due to fly out in 1/2 hour to arrive in cartagena at almost 4 and i am thrilled at the prospect of sweating. i like sweat. sweat makes me feel alive. figidity makes me feel dead. we will then be wisked into the walled city if the car picking us up isn't a member of the cartel. if it is, well then....i'm hoping they'll be gentle. i like gentle(mostly).

uh oh....boarding soon. i hope i get bumped up to first class. cause you know that happens all the time, and i happen to be one of the chosen people! i like first class.

ok, recap....