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Monday, February 25, 2008
pimpin' my own self!
10:25 PM
alrighty. i am generally not a beggar unless it involves sex acts or drugs but for once, i am going to ask for a favor of another kind....i am feeling very discouraged. i am discouraged by the lack of participation on your part as the reader! i need just a little validation, support, encouragement, sarcasm or just plain ole criticism! something, anything! bring it on. i waaaant it! so here, i will use all my feminine wiles to get you to help me! give instruction, bribe, threaten and pout! first, just so you know how it all works....you can comment me without signing up for anything! below my blog post click the link that says "comments". it will take you to a page that looks like exhibit A (see exhibit A). type your message in the box and then click "anonymous!! if you want to say something and you don't want me to know who you are.....don't type your name! easy peasey! exhibit A:  ok now....instruction finished, lets talk about what YOUR needs are! if you will comment me, i promise i will comment back! promise! pinky swear and everything! but if there is something more you'd like to ask of me......here is the arena to ask it, i'm sayin, i am o.p.e.n. and look....here's the threaten part....if i don't get some damn comments i'm going on strike. i know you're there. i got stats man! i know you're reading. it's called lurking. just say "hey great blog" or "your blog sucks" so i can feel wanted, needed.... whatever... you get the picture. you know, they say pouting isn't becoming, but is it sexy? endearing? enticing? i bet it is! i bet it makes you crazy! makes you want to comment me all day, everyday until i just can't take it anymore!! do it! comment me!! 31 Comments |
