some people are proud of theirs for no good reason and some peeps are just not aware of the glory that carries them around like golden chariots!

i, of course have a healthy view of mine and am quite aware that they are the most scrumptious yummy feet around. i would have to say that some of the credit must go to the aforementioned rosebud salve and the rest i'll give to just plain ole good foot genes!

bad feet:

- horrible wide flinstonian flatness

- callousy bumpy crusties

- weird folded flippers like "the penguin" from batman

- manhole cover sized toenails

- short fatty sausage toes

- slender elegantness

- slow downward curve of toe length (toward the pinky not the opposite!)

- supple and sensitive but not overly tickley

- simply clean and pale

- slight veinage showing strength

i was once in a foot contest because there was debate about who had the fairest of them all. i won! and the judge, well, she was the mother of the other contestant! that says a lot to me!

so, with out further ado, i present to you, my golden chariots.....