© whenever i feel like i'm eating too much crap, i remember the time i heard my super powered hotass trainer munching bbq chips and drinking an icehouse in my ear while we were on the phone and it gives me hope.

© why have i started avoiding people? is there anthropophobia in this social enthusiast's life?

© we are all finally, off restrictions. it feels good.

© today i saw a woman sitting outside the hospital, largely pregnant and sucking on a big fat cigarette....poor baby! it hurts my heart.

© this evening i had a concert in my bedroom.

© death by scrabble in my future....right before rosemary's baby and right after "welcome to moe's!"

© i have trouble looking the bartender in the eye while ordering my new favorite drink. it's real hard to say to a stranger,"can you give me a buttery nipple please?"

© back massages are gifts from the gods!

© doin' colombia again but this time at "la passion". wooo!       wait.... staying at the passion with my boss? 

© i wonder what chastity is like? i think i might give it a whirl.