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Thursday, January 24, 2008
pardon my french...
1:00 PM
f*ck is my favorite profanity! the most evocative of all imprecations, it suits all forms of physiological arousal (emotions and more) with ease and fills glaring voids in all conversations. it can be used to express surprise, bewilderment, excitement, disbelief, anger, sadness, frustration, and above all...it can be waaay sexy! it, of course can also get you into serious trouble! i have been known to spew it in front of my mother, my grandmother, my employer (luckily she likes the word too) as well as very inappropriate public settings.... i unquestionably offended a mother of 3 at a waterpark a couple of years ago. she totally schooled me in front of her inconsiderate little ogre children and i apologized profusely once i saw the look on my children's faces as she threatened to have me thrown out. yes, i am that mother! the one that does not mince words! do you think i'll burn in mommy hell for saying f*ck to my children? if that's the case, i will probably burn at a high degree because last night i reached an entirely new level of f*ckery! we are back to square one on the restrictions as of yesterday but i refuse to stay here. i am positive and moving forward with less trust but much faith! oh and in case you didn't know, f*ck makes good coupling with the forceful, shoulder dislocating, shutting of doors! 2 Comments |
