- the question right now is to be or not to be

- when all else fails, snuggle up on the couch

- macbooks are heavenly

- and the chair only cost 10$....did i tell you? 

- yep, it was $10

- i think  i may start my own fight club

- opening doors is grand....taking them completely off the hinges is indescribable!

- it's nothing a little wood glue can't fix; or maybe the big guns...liquid nails

- did i say...$10?

- haikus are brief

- who did your grandma think you should marry?

- i'm thinkin' i need a massage or a beatin'