|
recent entries
archives
|
Thursday, December 27, 2007
i heart a. r.
10:25 AM
- in the winter, i would rather suffer in pain, sleepless with a full bladder than get out of my bed and put my ass on a cold toilet seat. - big fat tins full of approximately two hundred stale christmas shortbread cookies is not a gift i will ever ever burden anyone with! i promise!! - all i evah wanted for christmas was having my head petted while i doze snug and warm on my new flannel sheets - visa is my new best friend. we have spent so much time together and it has bailed me out of some really sticky situations lately....i really owe it a lot for it's troubles! hmmpfff - my dryer is still broken and the repair people do not seem to care that i may have to move out of my house to make room for the overflow of dirties! - i am not addicted to diet coke; i quit allll the time! - boobie trapping my doors at night so i'll know if my kids are up to no good is a sad sad way to live the next few years. maybe it will pass soon. - i have a lot of delving to do, i think at the ripe age of thirty five, i might try to figure myself out! - pro of winter: grass hardly grows, reducing the need for mowing! - the biggest plan i have for myself today is to fix the big stripe through the middle of my head with bottled color! 2 Comments |
