arbitrary ruminations

dear bon appetit

I am interested in pursuing the delectable travel and dine position for your award winning and dishy little magazine. I am an excellent candidate for the position due to my ridiculous obsession with food photography as shown in my savory portfolio displaying many culinary celebrations (see attached) and my burning desire to jet set around the world to luscious locations wearing hardly more than a yummy bikini sampling tastley (yes, tastley) treats and writing flowery words describing each and every single tempting morsel.

i look forward to interviewing with you and welcome an opportunity to become a part of your appetizing publication's future. thank you for your time and consideration and keep in mind that i am always open to sleeping my way to the scrumptious top.

deliciously,
yours truly

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