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Monday, November 05, 2007
sex, drugs and rock-n-roll
4:20 PM
dear sweet little baby jesus, i know i was a wild thing and my momma wanted to sell me on the black market when i was a teen but i have been a fine upstanding citizen as an adult and a pretty O K mother and i would like to make a request regarding these next few rocky years... please allow my adolescent girls to survive all the sex crazed, drugged and rock-o-holic teenage boys by thinking they might be lesbians. for a little while, at least. thank you so much and tell your dad i said hi! yours truly (the one who sang "gloria in excelsis deo" in the christmas play in 1984") Labels: adolescents, drugs, jesus, lesbians, letter, rock-n-roll, sex, teenagers 5 Comments |