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Thursday, November 08, 2007
glass half full
5:42 PM
winter....you all know how i feel about that. i am going to try my hand at thinking positive: * water, at room temperature is still quite cool * a usually very snug ring fits better because my hands are all shriveled * hands are freer because i have more pockets * daylight savings time makes waking easier; my body thinks it's an hour later than it really is * no one can tell when i'm bloated * bad hair can just be covered with a knit cap * if i wanted, i could go days and weeks without shaving * it's easier to burgle houses and cars because it gets dark sooner well anyway, that's all i got... suggestions welcome! 3 Comments |