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Thursday, November 22, 2007
the 7 deadly sins....
8:35 AM
-the rain pounding on the roof allowed me to sleep-in to the late late hour (for me) of almost 8:30.....bliss! and today......today i will be lounging til mid-morning....or maybe even noon! when will that girl bring me my breakfast in bed? -this day of giving thanks, i embrace with fervor the fact that i will be nauseated and fat from overeating excessive amounts of unhealthy food especially the traditional overly-rich blueberry stuff that puts the entire family in a state un-buttoned misery. -i am my libido's bitch and i let her have her way with me and sometimes others. *wink* -i am of the opinion that if you can not use your turn signal to SIGNAL that you are about to turn then you should be ripped from your driver's seat, thrown to the ground and kicked until you plead and beg for mercy and then you should be kicked just one more time! -dear god, why can't i have the beautiful perky and firm young breasts that i once had? they were something to behold and i long for them to return to their former glory....pre-baby! oh wait, with enough cash and time off work this can happen and then i will be perfect! perfect in every way! -it has always been my fundamental belief that money can buy you love and happiness and if not directly....at least it can buy you a lot of stuff that will win you love and happiness! i can be bought! *hint hint* -hey you! you in that sporty sports car.....i deserve that more than you! i want it! i need it! give it to me! 1 Comments |
