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Thursday, August 30, 2007
just in case, baby
1:26 AM
alrighty, on my way to colombia with susan and i wanted to relay our itinerary in case we get sold into slave work for the drug trade where we have to smuggle blo out of the country in our vaginas, intestines or breast implants. 8.29.07 - 8:00pm drive to tampa 8.30.07 - 8:40am tampa to miami 9:55am - 5:00pm miami to bogota 7:30pm (yes, 7 hour layover) - 9:40pm bogota to cartagena 11:00pm (yes, traveling in colombia after dark is not advisable) 9.03.07 - 9:12am cartagena to miami 12:55pm - 3:55pm miami to tampa 5:03pm - 5:30pm drive to tallahassee i believe it will totally be worth the risk; we are staying at the hotel santa clara .....oooh la la. i'll keep you posted or send out an SOS. Labels: cartagena colombia, drug trade, hotel santa clara, itinerary, kidnapping, smuggling 2 Comments |