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Thursday, August 09, 2007
hiatus broken
8:33 AM
ok, for real, i am back! i partied like a rock star this weekend. well...almost like a rock star. i didnt really have anyone ask for my autograph but i did have someone call me a "sex goddess" and another person call me "saint lesbian". i mean, that counts right? here is the list of my extra curricular this past week: -tantra, fennigans, cafe shisha, the warehouse, atlantis, down below, rayn, brothers -sun burned at the beach -lots o hay rollin (we'll talk about this more soon) -living room band practice, YUM -mountain biking munson hills x2 ok wait, i have to share my experience at the local gay bar last night! my dear friend amanda and i went to brothers because we learned it was "lesbian night" and that there would be a "drag king" show. ok well, why not? right? right! i mean for real, i'm tryin hard to be single. so we went, and i was the only person over 30...yikes. i think that makes me something of a cougar. (bbbahhahah) anyway, it was cool. chill. whatever...we just wanted the show to start so we could see and then leave. we did get to see and oh the horror! why tallahassee why? i always hold out hope; that's me, the eternal fucking optimist. so there was this "young boy" with a microphone and she made some pretty clever little jokes and introduced some folks and it was all fun and games until somebody's dad got mixed up in it... now i have not seen a hairy man's ass in some years and who on earth would've thunk that i would have to revisit that whole scene at the "lesbian night" but that is just what happened. im telling you that it was just as bad as i remembered. the hairy ass and the local gay bar...B. A. D. Labels: gay bar, naked hairy man's ass, rock star, weekend activities 0 Comments |
