Friday, July 27, 2007
clutz?
11:37 PM
in the past week i have...
-cut the heck out of myself while shaving
-kicked the same gym equipment twice with my shin (you think i'd learn)
-jammed a dorito into my gumline
-shut my finger in the washer
-splashed water on my crotch in a public restroom
-stubbed my toe
-slammed my camera into my forehead
-burned my hip with the iron
-got tissue paper in my eye
-stepped on gum
what the hell is going on?
Labels: clumsy, clutz, self inflicted pain
