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Monday, March 19, 2007
gained skills
3:36 PM
i havent wanted to jinx my motivation by posting about my latest little get-fit fix but i'm going to let you in on it anyway because i am having such a good time! i started a program called the "90 day challenge". for some folks, it's about losing weight but the object of the game is to make as many changes in your body and lifestyle as possible. so far, these are the changes i have made: - my hamstrings are now so tight that you could strum them and play a little diddy about jack and diane! - i can now drag my ass out of bed and drive across town to the gym at the crack of dawn all with only one eye open. - i have improved my ability to decipher poor poor quality close-captions on a 19" television 8 feet above my head while walking so fast that i am burning the tread off my shoes. - i'm discovering that smelling bad and looking like hell is sometimes better than showering in a gym locker room - i've mastered the art of looking unimpressed while a 50 year woman gallops effortlessly and non-stop for the entire length of my puny workout. - i have learned how to stand up from a supine position on the floor without using a single ab muscle by rolling to the side and pushing up from a fetal position using only weak and shaky arms. - the most important lesson learned thus far is that when demounting a treadmill, it is best to hit the STOP button and not the cool down button or you could be launched onto innocent bystanders! i will keep you posted! 0 Comments |
