arbitrary ruminations

i've only just realized that i am officiallly an adult.
these are the clues:

1. i change the filter in my air conditioner.
2. i have to clean up my kid's puke.
3. i drive less than or equal to 10 miles over the speed limit rather than 20 over at all times.
4. i curse in front of my parents.
5. i don't care if my underwear match my bra.
6. i can eat tuna fish and crackers every single day and it makes me happy.
7. i haven't bounced a check in over a year.
8. i like sober sex better than drunken sex.
9. i go to the grocery store looking like ass.
10. i love diet coke.

i think it may be all down hill from here.

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