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Tuesday, February 20, 2007
dignity lost?
8:54 PM
out of chels, raven and i, chelsea has been voted the A number one pro at puking eloquently! i have the tendency to whimper in a most pathetic way that at first inspires sympathy in others but then quickly causes them to plot my demise. raven completely blacks out and is not or cannot be responsible for anything she does during this time. i've been told stories about my late adolescent wild days that are very similiar to what happens to this child (we'll leave it at that). chelsea on the other hand has always handled herself with great dignity. i suppose it was 2 am when i heard the screeching. it pulled me from my sleep slowly and at first i had decided it was a cat in heat outside my window. it was chelsea, in the bathroom and when i realized it, i jumped and ran and slid in the hallway on something very wet! eck! i wont go into details except to tell you that she covered her bed, her floor, the hall (including the walls) the bathroom floor and wall as well as in, on and around the john! geeez! i had a bad mommy moment too. i yelled at her. i was like, "WHAT THE HELL CHELSEA??? why didnt you wait til you got into the bathroom???" her eyes cleared and she became very lucid for about 2 minutes. long enough to say straight faced and serious: "MOTHER, if i had it my way, i PROMISE you i would have done it all in the toilet OK?!" and i, passively said "ok, sorry" and got out the cleaner. 0 Comments |
