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Wednesday, January 10, 2007
names have been changed to protect the guilty
1:07 PM
it was precisely eleven hundred hours when the desperate and frantic phone call came in to headquarters. "jane" had a high priority and top-secret mission that needed to be launched immediately! there was a mother in law en route to the panicking woman's residence at that very moment and "jane" had a porn dvd lying atop her television that needed to be extracted prior to the mother in law's arrival. "jane" was indisposed and was unable to arrive at said residence in time to remove it on her own. the "story" given by "jane" was that the dvd was given to her as a gag gift and that she, "by no means, would watch porn!"  agent 009 fights to merge into traffic as she calculates her modus operandi to break into the residence undetected by neighbors on the quiet tree-lined street of the unsuspecting suburban neighborhood.   construction on the street provided noise cover while secret agent was nimbly able to pop the lock on "jane's" home with the extremely high interest rate of her bank of america credit card and was inside within seconds menuevering deftly the dark unfamiliar surroundings.  as agent 009 rounded the corner to the living quarters the dvd "surfer girl" was spotted across the room recumbent upon the television along side various other questionable media.  agent 009 was able retrieve surfer girl and be out of the neighborhood without detection in under 15 minutes! mission accomplished and from what i know, adult viewing material such as this is not to be sold or distributed in communities where material of this nature would be deemed obscene or offensive in accordance with the standards of said community. but i cant remember where i heard that.  0 Comments |
